February 2012
Anonymous asked: who is lordcardigan and why is she last on the list
madonnugh:
remember when rihanna was mad at satan
ketamingeee:
how is this even possible
Anonymous asked: waht yer thinkin abut
jacket (NSFW)
luckypressure:
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Anonymous asked: you are kawaii princess
finnhudsonismyalterego:
oztoc:
I reblog this everytime I see it, it’s fabulous
Oh my god I am still laughing hahahahahaahhaah this killed me why oh lord oh.
Anonymous asked: haha
diannaanonsky:
saralatouf:
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Yes. That man is literally me.
My first boner →
wild-animal:
turtlezswag-:
blewburry:
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
cadillacsandhoney26:
I feel like doing this sometimes haha! My dog is the only person who gives me a hug! Also, the Artist is a lovely film :)
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
beautyswhereyoufindit:
Holy fuck.